Boring weekend. Figured I'll list down some words to the wise and quickly debunk them.
Don't count your chickens until they're hatched.
When eggs are hatched, aren't they chicks? Jumping to conclusions without ample proof sucks.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
What if my friend becomes my enemy? You deal in too much office politics.
Birds of the same feather flock together.
As a doctor you're also sick like your patients? The advent of trying hard social climbers.
Look before you leap.
Do you know why you are leaping? When I say jump, you say "how high?"!
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Who says it wasn't broken in the first place? So much for invention and humang progress.
A stich in time, saves nine.
But thats the nth singe stitch. Why don't you just check whats wrong with it?
Aanhin mo ang damo, kung patay na ang kabayo?
Eh, di mag-paka high ka at kargahin mo, gago!
Lokohin mo nalang ang lasing, hwag lang ang bagong gising.
Talaga? Either way, subukan mo ako at kakaladkarin kita sa kalsada! Loko.
Ang 'di marnunong lumingon sa pinangalingan, ay 'di makakarating sa pinaroroonan.
Eh paanong kung nawawala nga yung unggoy? Bumili ka ng GPS 'no, engot.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Now I know my friend Art's other PEX alias. :-)
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